Me: Betu, what's your name?

C: (stares into nothing)

Me: Say C-----  lalwani

C: (says broken parts of his name)
We practice that 3000 times that evening.

Then he goes and does something horrible and makes me chase him for full ten minutes, running around with something fragile.

Me: Saale, rakh niche

C: saaley * heheh* *heheh* *heeheh* SAAALEEY
Stranger: Hello baby, what's your name?

C: Saaley *hehehe*( and then looks at me, waiting to receive an Oscar for his performance)
I want to die.

#prishawise #facepalm #mindyourlanguage