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You know what, I have read each and every article under the #SexAndRelationship tab!! Did it help me???


Of course, I have understood that whatever is happening with us is normal....
Now what..... I gave it to my husband to read.... He also have; understood that it's normal....

What's next?

If everything is normal then why it doesn't seem like normal??
Wait..why it would look normal?

Hugs and kisses are reserved for the baby all the freaking time.


He shifted his base from bedroom to hall because 3 of us don't fit on our queen size bed as our baby at night, would be wheels on the bus which goes round and round all through the night!!!!


If we see baby in messages we no its a reference to the actual Baby, and not one of us!!


Even if by mistake we smile at each other , our loving baby would become Akbar from 'mughal-e-azam', who is ready to burry anyone alive...even if its his own milk vending machine which he needs more than he needs breathing!!!

If we, by any chance like 0.00001%, get a chance to sit close to each other( mind you, just sit...just sit!!!) , our house becomes a crime scene...and he treats his father like a victim, and I am proven guilty of doing; something terribly wrong!!!


If he suggess me (just a suggestion) something about a not-so-good-curry for lunch, I end up telling him....
Baby pooped everywhere but toilet....
Baby didnt eat well....
Baby didn't sleep well....
Baby had thrown something from the balcony....
Baby had hit his playmates....
Baby broke something...
Baby cried too much....
If he tells me that the lunch was super awesome.. i liked that curry very much, i end up saying....

Baby pooped in toilet....
Baby dideat well....
Baby did sleep well....
Baby did not throw something from the balcony....
Baby did not hit his playmates....
Baby did not break something...
Baby did not cry too much....


Whenever there is a sale on oonline shopping sites, he tells me to buy...

Diapers, as they are on a discount!! (Wooow!!!)


If he sees some nice dress while window shopping he says...would you be able to feed???


When he asks,; "is baby sleepin?" ... that clearly means he is hungry and wants me to cook as fast as I can!! ( excellent!!);


There is no time to buy things for ourself or the house as we are busy in saving whatever stuff we have from breaking or loosing!!


Political discussion has been replaced with arguments on parenting methods!!!


Laptop history shows; chu-chu tv, Facebook group on gental parenting, online vaccination chart, some parenting magazines....


Emergency number on phone is of our pediatrician's number, the internal hospital number, OPD number, alternative pediatrician number!!!


Night time stories took place of fifty shades on the bookshelf!!


Talking about sxe..xse..sorry..i mean sex...see...i even forgot the spelling!!!