#happyhours
*Stop calling workers by their old titles*. .

*Please address them by using their new titles accordingly and not only they will like it but even work for you HARDER than before for the same pay. They will stick to your company and will never ever leave you. Just try!*
OLD: *Garden Boy*

NEW: *Landscape Executive*
OLD: *Gardner*

NEW: *Plant nutritionist*
OLD: *Petrol attendant*

NEW: *Fuel transmission technician*
OLD: *Car Cleaner*

NEW: *Vehicle Image Developer*
OLD: *Water Pump Operator*

NEW: *Aqua line Executive*
OLD: *Lift Operator*

NEW: *Vertical Movement Specialist*
OLD: *Receptionist*

NEW: *Front Desk Executive*
OLD: *Typist*

NEW: *Printed Document Handler*
OLD: *Messenger*

NEW: *Business Communication Conveyer*
OLD: *Telephone Operator*

NEW: *Communications Executive*
OLD: *Window Cleaner*

NEW: *Transparent Wall Technician*
OLD: *Temporary Teacher*

NEW: *Associate Teacher*
OLD: *Tea Boy*

NEW: *Refreshment Technician*
OLD: *Garbage Collector*

NEW: *Environmental Sanitation Technician*
OLD: *Guard*

NEW: *Security Enforcement Executive*
OLD: *Thief*

NEW: *Wealth Relocation Specialist*
OLD: *Driver*

NEW: *Automobile Propulsion Specialist*
OLD: *Maid*

NEW: *Domestic Management Executive*
OLD: *Cook*

NEW: *Food Technician*
OLD: *Gossiper*

NEW: *Oral Research and Evaluation Executive*

😂😂😂😂😂