#happyhours
*Why do husbands* watch cricket matches on TV in pubs, bars and hotels instead of watching it in the comfort of their homes?
*Just read* this👇👇

You won't ask it again!!😋😇
A couple 👫 watching an IPL 🎾 match on the TV 💻 together. After five minutes:
*Wife:* Is that Bret Lee?
*Husband*: No. He is Chris Gayle. Bret Lee is the bowler.
*Wife*: Bret Lee is smart. He should be in the movies 😆 like his brother.
*Husband*: 😨 He does not have an actor brother
*Wife:* Then What about Bruce Lee?😄
*Husband*: No no, Bret Lee is an Australian
*Wife:* OK. Look. Another wicket in just two minutes.
*Husband:* No. It is called action replay😫.
*Wife*: Looks like India is going to win this one.
*Husband*: It is not India. It is Bangalore vs Kolkata 😔
*Wife*: Why is the umpire calling for a helicopter🚡.
*Husband*: 😭😭😭He is not calling for a helicopter. It’s a free hit. 😜
*Wife*: Did the spectators not pay for the tickets? Why is it a ‘ free’ hit?
*Husband*:😨😰
*Wife:* Now whom is he saying ‘HI’ to?
*Husband*: He is signalling a ‘Bye’.
*Wife:* Why is he saying ‘Bye’. Is the game over😆😆😆?

*Husband*:🙏😰

*Wife:* How many runs to win?
*Husband*: 72 in 36 balls
*Wife:* Ah. That is easy. Just 2 runs in 1 ball
*Husband turns off the TV!!!*😂😂😂.
Wife turns it on and watches *‘Balika Vadhu’*

😅😅😅
*Husband*: Who is this Anandi?
*Wife:* Tumhari Maa...😡😡😡

How many times have I told you..

*DO NOT* disturb me when m watching TV..
*Husband:* 😳😳😳