My brain works in warped ways!

But I needn't say this as is obvious from my posts but sometimes my brains surprises even me!

Just when I think my thoughts can not get any weirder, I start; to think about various parts of my body and their experiences with pregnancy and motherhood!
Early on during pregnancy the uterus finds a tenant!

Hallelujah!!

How EVER this tenant slowly becomes more and more demanding and has some serious space issues. Not only does this tenant not pay any rent but it has an ACTUAL gall to demand constant expansion while putting pressure on urinary bladder as well which finds itself on a constant trip to the toilet!

Here our poor little tummy is sitting minding it's own business but this little tenant needs for it to expand to be left deflated like balloon once the tenant leaves it.

Our breasts are struggling with their balance act as they are constantly gaining weight without any proportions. Why are bras so expensive? And now you need new ones!!
The tenant leaving is a whole new ball game as other parts also start giving in their two cents!

The legs lying limp on the hospital bed after having being left hanging on skewers while this tenant pushes out of a teeny tiny space.

Once out,

The eyes suffer from a zombie apocalypse . .

The muscles forever screaming with all sorts of pains . .

The hair starts showing suicidal tendencies; and keeps falling off. .

The brain has now become a tomb to what once was. .

The ONLY thing keeping it all together like a boss is your heart!

Thankfully!