T’WAS THE DAY AFTER CHRISTMAS
It was the day after Christmas and Santa was dead tired
He said “Old guys like me should have long since retired”
Stopping over India, always takes much too long
My reindeer are singing every Bollywood song
Sitting behind the reindeer, the air is not so sweet
Especially after they have eaten a spicy Indian treat
The Indian government is making it really hard
They said in future I have to have an ‘Aadhar’ card
And when I told them I give all my gifts away for free
They insisted that I pay them twenty eight per cent GST
Someone said I should take a ‘Viagra’ pill with a can of red bull
And feed it to the reindeer too, when they are too tired to pull
Against my better judgment, I took their advice and now I find
Donner and Blitzen my reindeer, are eyeing Rudolf’s behind
The population has exploded, must be the ‘Viagra’ somehow
My toys are not good enough, they all want “I phones” now
In future I think I’ll use ‘Amazon’ OR ‘Flipkart’
It’s no joke sitting behind reindeer when they fart.... #andherimom
#christmashangover
It was the day after Christmas and Santa was dead tired
He said “Old guys like me should have long since retired”
Stopping over India, always takes much too long
My reindeer are singing every Bollywood song
Sitting behind the reindeer, the air is not so sweet
Especially after they have eaten a spicy Indian treat
The Indian government is making it really hard
They said in future I have to have an ‘Aadhar’ card
And when I told them I give all my gifts away for free
They insisted that I pay them twenty eight per cent GST
Someone said I should take a ‘Viagra’ pill with a can of red bull
And feed it to the reindeer too, when they are too tired to pull
Against my better judgment, I took their advice and now I find
Donner and Blitzen my reindeer, are eyeing Rudolf’s behind
The population has exploded, must be the ‘Viagra’ somehow
My toys are not good enough, they all want “I phones” now
In future I think I’ll use ‘Amazon’ OR ‘Flipkart’
It’s no joke sitting behind reindeer when they fart.... #andherimom
#christmashangover
hhhaaahhaaahaa 😂😂😂
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29 Dec 2017