So having two boys has its perks, but sometimes it means having to answer embarrassing questions.

Scene 1: Me in the bathroom

BANG BANG BANG!!!! Mumma!!!!!!!Come out!

Wait boys! I'm doing my business here!

Why can't you just keep the door open like we do?!!

No!

Why?

No!

You are unfair!!!!

Scene 2: I'm in the mall with both my boys

Come to the toilet! (Dragging them)

Nnnooooooooo! You always take us to the girls bathroom!

But I cannot take you to the boys!

We wont come! No! no! No!

Boys! You are going to pee in your pants!

It's ok!!!!!

(People around me having a good laugh and I just want to disappear)

Scene 3: Me and boys at a concert

(I'm desparately wanting to pee and there is no one to take care of the boys and they can't be left alone even for a sec. So I finally take them with me into the washroom)

Look at the door. no looking at Mumma!

(Quickly does business)

Mama!!!!!! Why do you sit and do?????

That's how I like to do!

Oooooooohhh! Show us your penis(I've taught them the actual word) show! Show!!!

No!

Why?

No!

You look at ours but we can't look at yours. not fair!!!! Crying ensures. Tantrums ensure.

I want to die.

Knock! Knock! Madam sab theek hai? (Lady janitor)

Haan. Haan.

I get out and drag them out.....

You are a bbaaaddd mommnyyyyy!!!! (Howling)

People looking at me like I'm a witch.

I.just.want.to.die

Mums of boys. Help!!

Asha Chaudhary Priya Sood Neha Agarwal; Priya Iyer Sheeba Vijesh; Sumira Bhatia; aditi manja nancy singh Manveen Dua Prisha Lalwani; Sheeba Rizvi; Dr. Shilpitha Shanthappa; Akshaya Naresh Preetjyot Kaur(mylittlemuffin) Ujjwal Mishra(SuperMommy) Shiny Vincent Rebecca Prakash Sonam patel Nisha Dayal Khushboo Chouhan Sakshi Mahajan Meenakshi Bhargav

Nandini Aravind Shruti Giri

Ha ha ha.... I truly understand ur position. When my daughter was born last year and we came home from hospital I was changing her diaper my son screamed like sky has fallen down saying "mummy mansi ka to su-su Hai hi nahi, how will she pee" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Ha ha ha lol. Oh man what all we need to go through

Ujjwal Mishra(SuperMommy) at least he will be aware early on. Here I'm surrounded by all males around me

Preeti Athri - hahahaha hatsoff to you,,, how you manage !!!???

Ujjwal Mishra(SuperMommy) ohhh myy goddd!!!! Hahaha soo innocent and hilarious discovery 😂😂😂

Oh my god....; hats off to you preeti.; I will go crazy if something like this happens

Preeti Athri 🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈good...I can't even laugh...how you manage yar..I mean it's do difficult....

nancy singh; Shruti Giri; :((( challenges of a mum.....I never went to that mall again!

Dr. Shilpitha Shanthappa; they still want to see my 'susu'

If u find help, share with me. *crying inconsolably *

Rebecca Prakash; sigh! You said it

Prisha Lalwani (Mummasaurus); *offers tissue but snorts into it first*

Oh my god....It's very difficult to handle..... I really empathize.....

Preeti Athri; my God!! I never knew handling then would be so difficult... I cnt even imagine your situation. Will need a tution from you in futire really.

Shiny Vincent; Sonam patel; no tutions I'm must learning on the job

Thank you for this post ! Now I am DOUBLY sure I don't want another kid! If another's a boy, I'd die haha

Omfg!!! 😂😂😂

Haha I can't even think of going through it

Hehehe

Sumira Bhatia; hahaha

Nisha Dayal; they sure know how to embarrass us

Wow...i never thought of how it would be with a boy. By da way even my daughter as been taught about penis and vagina. She was quite curious after she accidentally saw the ayah help a toddler pee at her school and she was like he had a tail in the front. So had to explain the whole thing.

Lolz. Hehe

Ha ha ha. Hilarious