Pregnancy Will Do Funny Things To You

I remember watching a Hindi TV serial during my pregnancy (my Mother in law had been an avid follower of the show and I had little choice over what was on TV) and (to my own surprise) I broke down and cried when the young girl in the show got married and entering her new home. It was a low drama scene, but my reaction to it was so intense, I questioned my own sanity but I cried like a little baby nonetheless!

That definitely wasn’t anything like me – but then Pregnancy makes you do things you never thought you would!

Here is listing some funny pregnancy symptoms I experienced during my pregnancy and most likely you have faced some of these too...

 

When you eat, you puke, and if you don’t eat, you puke even more.

There’s just no food that seems to appeal to this wibbly-wobbly little one in the womb.

One minute you are just standing there with no feeling, and within seconds you feel so compelled that you give it all out wherever you are!

 

 

Need for your Partner

You tend to need him every minute of every day. Once he is back, you will probably want to stick by his side like a baby monkey sticks to a Mumma Monkey!

 

 

You get fidgety, snappy and angry at the drop of a hat

If someone retaliates, you use your water guns (read tears) ever so efficiently. At the exact same time you are also fiercely hungry, so much so that you could eat the entire ice-cream truck all by yourself!

 

 

You get headaches so strong, you might as well consider them earthquakes (or headquakes) and measure them on the Richter scale.

 

 

You notice your breasts a lot – is one big and one small? Is there milk yet? Why do they feel so heavy? Is that confetti coming out of them?

 

 

Nightmares – and tons of them. The themes are usually so scary and dramatic, you could sell them to Ramsay brothers as a script, only if you could remember them! While somewhere also thanking your brain for not remembering all of it.

 

 

When you look in the mirror and you notice changes in how you look, may be the hair becomes curlier, nose widens, lips swell – but trust me, NO ONE WILL BELIEVE IT!

 

 

You end up farting! And your farts are so big, you can use them to convert yourself into a rocket and fly up above in the sky, just like a bird.

 

 

Yeast Infections – You get treated for these infection so often, you wonder how does the yeast  even get there? Does my body look like a yeast nightclub to them?

 

 

 

Most of us will experience one or a few of these symptoms, but some of us will go through each one of these and will wish to throttle everyone who said – ‘pregnancy is the best time of your life’. Where are those people now? Got any answers for these little – big miseries?

We hope these symptoms made you laugh, and if you have experienced any of these, do let us know in the comments below. Don’t forget to share it with your friends who are planning a baby or are pregnant already, because everyone needs a good laugh!

 

 

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Deepti Mishra

prisha lalwani it s really amezing u beaded every string very beautifuly each and every thing is related with one of us ..good article need to share every expecting mother like me who behave like ..

Prisha Lalwani (Mummasaurus)

hehe thank you so much Deepti Mishra appreciate your kind words. I'm happy you could relate with it as truly, all of us do go through all these things during pregnancy

Reshma Nagrani

hahaha..well said..Specially that Nightmare thing.Its almost everyday i go through dese nightmares..n trust me dey r so scary dat i hav to wake up my husband almost every night....

Priyanka Mishra

gr8 !!! one happy moment is when the baby starts to kick... I play wid it by lightly poking my tummy... n my baby kicks back at the same place :D

Kavita Singh

hehehehe that was a fun read,,, almost relived my pregnancy days :p

arshiya

priyanka at which month did ur baby started kicking

Priyanka Mishra

I was able to feel my baby's movement by 5th month.

Manveen (Motheropedia_Blog)

Fantastic compilation

Sumira Bhatia

holy mo!  so true

Sachi Singhal

@Prisha Lalwani Ah Nightmares so very true.  Too dramatic that I can actually ask Sanjay Leela Bansali to make a movie.  😂😝

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Anchal Talwar

This is so well written. some of the things exactly happen with me

Vaithi Vaithiswari

This is just in time

priya anshul mahajan

This is exactly what I was looking for.

Naina Kochar

well said!!! most f d thngs happnd wd me..
pregnancy is vei diffrnt thng happns in lyf

Naina Kochar

Amazing.
Well said.. mny thngs xclty happned..
Pregancy is vei diffrnt phase f lyf v ol hv..
I hd made a video wen my bby 1st tym kickd me..
I hd grt feeling ..

Isha Sharma

i can very well relate this to myself very true Prisha Lalwani thnx for sharing this

Parul Johari

Its amazing Prisha Lalwani (Mummasaurus) facts with humour 🤣

Parul Johari

This is just in time

Nilofer shaikh

Can't deny a thing that hasn't happened already.

KritiVika

Lol so true!

Farah Siddiqui

Just amaze all of m experiencing

Archana Purohit

So very well collated Deepti ...ditto is what I am going thru..like the illustrations

Chaitali Thakkar

This is so well written.

Ishita Narola

so true.. feel most of them..

TITHI DEY PARBAT

U written everything so well... Its damn true... The face and hair changing and the fart and mood swings all are match with me ... 😂😂

AMRITA MALLIK

This is exactly what I was looking for.

Preeti Aakash Tripathi

No doubt.. i relate to maximum of the symptoms and literally laughing while reading all this

Neha

Haha good one! I m still laughing..

kiran

You wrote as if i am listening to one of stand up artist views towards pregnancy. .very well narrated dear..👌👌

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